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  • Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

    Inspired by a recent nostalgia craze, I thought I'd ask for posts on hockey-related poetry/songs/idioms to relieve the longish wait for more action after this weekend and through the holidays.

    Here is an admittedly pedestrian example with the hope that you all can find better (or mine or manufacture better ones)

    Cheers!

    There’s This That I Like About Hockey, My Lass
    Adapted from verse by John Kiernan (to change gender reference)

    There’s this that I like about hockey, my lass;
    It’s a clattering, battering sport.
    As popular pastime, it’s in its own class
    For gals of the sturdier sort.
    You step on the gas and you let in the clutch;
    You start on a skate and come back on a crutch;
    Your chance of surviving is really not much;
    It’s something like storming a fort

    There’s this I like about hockey, my dear
    There’s nothing about it that’s tame
    The whistle is blown and the players career;
    They start in to mail and to maim.
    There’s a dash at the goal and a crash on the ice;
    The left wing goes down when you’ve swatted her twice;
    And bruises are thick – all exacting a price
    Just to play this rollicking game

    There’s this that I like about hockey, my friend;
    I think you’ll agree that I’m right;
    Although you may need an occasional mend,
    There’s always good fun in the fight.
    So toss in the puck, for the players are set;
    Sing ho! For the dash on the enemy net;
    And ho! For the smash as the challenge is met;
    And hey! For a glorious night!
    Illegitimum non carborundum
    Cartman: Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.
    Cartman:Should I admit I was wrong, ask for everyone's forgiveness and go back to my original team? Nah, screw that, I'm just gonna keep being a d**k.
    Cartman: Screw you sir, I'm going home.

  • #2
    Re: Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

    OK, I'll bite:

    Idiom/proverb: "A penalty saved, is a penalty spurned."

    Shinny up!
    Illegitimum non carborundum
    Cartman: Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.
    Cartman:Should I admit I was wrong, ask for everyone's forgiveness and go back to my original team? Nah, screw that, I'm just gonna keep being a d**k.
    Cartman: Screw you sir, I'm going home.

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    • #3
      Re: Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

      and because I have Thursdays off (I won't bother uall again):

      Think Rink
      Puck drops
      Sweat flops
      Fans chatter
      Sticks clatter
      Hips sashay
      Teams powerplay
      Legs pump
      Wingers dump
      Blades swerve
      Boards curve
      Forwards cycle
      And recycle
      Back door try
      Goalies deny
      Trailers crash
      Red lights flash
      Still 15 below
      And can’t feel my toe
      Illegitimum non carborundum
      Cartman: Ma'am, the Crack Baby Athletic Association is a storied institution that was founded over twelve days ago.
      Cartman:Should I admit I was wrong, ask for everyone's forgiveness and go back to my original team? Nah, screw that, I'm just gonna keep being a d**k.
      Cartman: Screw you sir, I'm going home.

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      • #4
        Re: Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

        In form of verse:

        Me work Hard five days a week,
        sweeping garbage from the street.
        Come home not one book to read,
        not 'nuff pictures for me see.
        Sit right down in favorite chair,
        wearing only underwear.
        Favorite night is Saturday night,
        'cause me can watch hockey fights.

        Me like hockey
        Me like hockey

        Me not like pro basketball,
        'cause me short and they all tall.
        Baseball slow like Forrest Gump,
        'cept when Robbie spits on ump.
        Wrestlemania not so great,
        Me like to see Hulk Hogan Skate.
        TV socccer not that hot,
        you play bad and you get shot.

        Me like hockey
        Me like hockey

        Swedish players must be geeks, haha
        'cause they still got own real teeth. hahaha
        Not like Finnish players names,
        what's a Teemu anyway? hahaha
        Russians worst in history,
        got stupid names like Valeri. hahaha

        Me like Sergi Federov,
        Me like him more if head were off. hahaha

        Me like hockey
        Me like hockey
        Me like hockey
        We like hockey

        Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
        Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
        Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
        Please Mr. Linesman let the players fight
        Let them fight
        Let them fight
        Let them fight
        Let them fight!
        Let them fight!!
        Let them fight!!!
        Let them!!!!

        Friends come over, put game on,
        argue then we lay bets down.
        Got bag of chips and case of Bud,
        should last 'til end of first period.
        But Yankees they win The World Cup,
        me think they cheat use glowing puck.
        Maybe if we want to winder,
        maybe we should play in winter.

        Me Like Hockey
        Me Like Hockey
        Me Like Hockey
        Me Like Hockey



        Or in song:
        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJXZLnMPiQ4


        by The Arrogant Worms
        "Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese." - Joon

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        • #5
          Re: Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

          Or the quintessential Canadian Classic played in rinks the world over...

          The Hockey Song

          Hello out there, we're on the air, It's hockey night tonight
          Tension grows, the whistle blows and The puck goes down the ice
          The goalie jumps and the players bump and The fans all go insane
          Someone roars Bobby scores at the good old hockey game!

          Chorus;
          Oh the good ole hockey game is the best game you can name
          And the best game you can name is the good ole hockey game

          Where players dash with skates aflash the home team trails behind
          But they grab the puck and go bursting up and they're down across the line
          They storm the crease like bummble bee's they travel like a burning flame
          We see them slide the puck inside- It's a 1-1 hockey game!

          Chorus;
          Oh the good ole hockey game is the best game you can name
          And the best game you can name is the good ole hockey game

          3rd period: Last game in the playoff's too...
          Oh take me where the hockey players face off down the rink
          And the Stanley Cup is all filled up for the chaps who win the drink
          Now the final flick of the hockey stick and a one gigantic scream
          The puck is in! The home team wins! The good ole hockey game!

          Chorus;
          Repeat three times

          (S)He shoots, (S)he scores!

          "Stompin Tom Connors"

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          • #6
            Re: Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

            The UMD student section (at a men's game of course, there are very few at a women's game) sang Christmas carols to Denver's goaltender the last Saturday home game.. the entire third period they sang.. replacing *EVERY* word with Sieve to the tune of whatever song they did! The funniest thing I've seen/heard at a hockey game in years.. and relatively "in season" even.

            They usually play 'The Hockey Song' at the DECC a few times each season, though I don't remember hearing it yet this season.

            UMD#1

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            • #7
              Re: Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

              Originally posted by 5 4 Fighting View Post
              Or the quintessential Canadian Classic played in rinks the world over...

              The Hockey Song

              Hello out there, we're on the air, It's hockey night tonight
              Tension grows, the whistle blows and The puck goes down the ice
              The goalie jumps and the players bump and The fans all go insane
              Someone roars Bobby scores at the good old hockey game!

              Chorus;
              Oh the good ole hockey game is the best game you can name
              And the best game you can name is the good ole hockey game
              and what's that one from up your way? "The Goon from Saskatoon"?

              I think the Christmas carols to serenade the opposing goaltender is epic
              "The great State of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!"
              -- Thank You For Smoking

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              • #8
                Re: Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

                Originally posted by Phil D. Stands View Post

                I think the Christmas carols to serenade the opposing goaltender is epic
                I really hope some of it ends up on youtube.. would love it to be kept for every season.

                UMD#1

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                • #9
                  Re: Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

                  An oldy but a goodie....

                  Two old freinds meet in the Toronto airport. One guy says to the other "Where you headed?" Other guy says "Saskatoon". First guy says "Why, all there is in Saskatoon is Hookers and Hockey Players." Other guy says "Hey my Wife's from Saskatoon!"
                  First guy says...."OH... what position does she play?"

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                  • #10
                    Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

                    Here's my top ten Hockey song list:

                    1. Fifty Mission Cap: The Tragically Hip
                    2. Hockey: Jane Siberry
                    3. The Hockey Song: Stompin' Tom Connors
                    4. Hockey Night In Canada: Shuffle Demons
                    5. Gordie and My Old Man: Grievous Angels
                    6. The Battle of Wendel Clark 1&2: Rheostatics
                    7. The Lonely End of the Rink: The Tragically Hip
                    8. Hit Somebody: Warren Zevon
                    9. The Zamboni Song: Gear Daddies
                    10 You High Sticked My Heart: The Dinks


                    Link for my old friend Charlie Angus (now an NDP MP from the Timmins-James Bay Riding) with a music video of Gordie and My Old Man

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTpo2eYNwKo

                    and, of course, Stompin' Tom Connors doing The Hockey Song

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZWxErEbQkY
                    Last edited by polarbear2; 12-28-2009, 11:35 PM.
                    Mark it 8, Dude

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                    • #11
                      Re: Holiday Hockey Thoughts for the Literati - poetry/songs/idioms

                      Originally posted by polarbear2 View Post
                      Here's my top ten Hockey song list:

                      1. Fifty Mission Cap: The Tragically Hip
                      2. Hockey: Jane Siberry
                      3. The Hockey Song: Stompin' Tom Connors
                      4. Hockey Night In Canada: Shuffle Demons
                      5. Gordie and My Old Man: Grievous Angels
                      6. The Battle of Wendel Clark 1&2: Rheostatics
                      7. The Lonely End of the Rink: The Tragically Hip
                      8. Hit Somebody: Warren Zevon
                      9. The Zamboni Song: Gear Daddies
                      10 You High Sticked My Heart: The Dinks


                      Link for my old friend Charlie Angus (now an NDP MP from the Timmins-James Bay Riding) with a music video of Gordie and My Old Man

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTpo2eYNwKo

                      and, of course, Stompin' Tom Connors doing The Hockey Song

                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZWxErEbQkY
                      I would have a serious problem disputing your historical list of hockey songs and those vidoeo's are ...well def the bomb! Nice work PB squared..brought a tear to my eye...

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