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  • #16
    Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

    Originally posted by 4four4 View Post
    Are you a UND fan? Seriously?
    Beat ya to it:

    Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
    A Sioux fan started this? Now I've seen everything!
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    • #17
      Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

      Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
      I'll take overreaction for $1000, Alex.
      No doubt!

      Originally posted by ThePeople View Post
      Every team gets injuries, stop blaming other teams/players for finishing checks and playing hard
      So that's what Marvin was doing, just finishing his check! Thanks for clarifying that for me.

      In your area they must teach youngsters to complete checks with their elbows head-height.

      Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
      A Sioux fan started this? Now I've seen everything!
      You know that SIM is as much a Gopher fan as he is a Sioux fan.
      Much like Happy. He loves the Sioux so much he can't help but constantly post about them.
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      • #18
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        Agreed. Let's clean up college hockey.

        Gophers can mop.
        tUMD can sweep.
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        • #19
          Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

          Originally posted by Runninwiththedogs View Post
          Agreed. Let's clean up college hockey.

          Gophers can mop.
          tUMD can sweep.
          What does tInstitution (MTU) get to do?

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          • #20
            Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

            Originally posted by Yager View Post
            What does tInstitution (MTU) get to do?
            Clean out the basement.
            Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
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            • #21
              Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

              Originally posted by Yager View Post
              What does tInstitution (MTU) get to do?
              I hear the cellar needs dusting.

              EDIT: Dam you, Brenthoven.
              Augsburg College: Wait, there's another D-3 school whose name starts with "A"?

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              I don't see you asking Beer Pong Horn if he practices a religion from the beer continent.


              Originally posted by bigblue_dl:
              Wow. Tech fans are such a-holes. I think I saw Beer Pong Horn kick a blind puppy once.


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              • #22
                Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

                Originally posted by Brenthoven View Post
                A Sioux fan started this? Now I've seen everything!
                Originally posted by 4four4 View Post
                Are you a UND fan? Seriously?
                I have to be another on to comment on this. UND is a team that I actually like and even cheer for at times, but come on! UND is consistently one of the dirtiest teams in college hockey, so siouxinminny, you should first demand that your own team clean up their act before making these "poor us" kinds of comments.
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                • #23
                  Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

                  Originally posted by siouxinminny View Post
                  .

                  Want to fight? First offense - 5 game suspension. Second offense - season-long suspension.
                  Fighting is part of the game. Both players know what they are doing when they fight, and everyone loves to see a good scrap on the ice. Stop your whining, no one cares.
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                  • #24
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                    Prob wouldn't be so much Tom Foolery if fighting was allowed in college hockey. I would say I do miss the real fighting in hockey of the past. It seems as if more fights are staged than ever in the show.
                    All that was left, then, was for the Nanooks to celebrate with their fans. And for the Seawolves to get one last earful of the rowdies from Fairbanks.

                    "I've got a lot of expletives I'd like to use,'' Fournier said, slumped in his locker room stall. "It's very embarrassing when you're playing on your home ice and they have more fans and they're louder.

                    "We might as well have played the games in Fairbanks.''

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                    • #25
                      Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

                      Originally posted by JS Tigers View Post
                      I have to be another on to comment on this. UND is a team that I actually like and even cheer for at times, but come on! UND is consistently one of the dirtiest teams in college hockey, so siouxinminny, you should first demand that your own team clean up their act before making these "poor us" kinds of comments.
                      When I think of dirty teams, I think of Mankato. And I don't think it's that close with any other teams.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

                        I agree that hitting from behind has become a problem in college hockey, it seems as though every game someone gets a GM for HFB. I would go the other way on fighting however, as I think it would make classic college hockey rivalries even greater if players were allowed to drop the gloves. This would also end a lot of the pattycaking that goes on after the whistle
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                        • #27
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                          Apparently they've already begun the process of labotimizing UND zombies. This ridiculous thread sucks cob.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

                            Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                            Are you completely bereft of foresight about the potential outcomes of your suggestions?
                            I'll go for 'yes' on this one.
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                            • #29
                              Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

                              Originally posted by siouxinminny View Post
                              Players being severely injured.

                              Meaningless suspensions.

                              Poor sportsmanship on display nearly every night.

                              This behavior and attitude is not tolerated in any other NCAA sport.

                              Why is it tolerated for hockey?

                              It is time to clean up the game.

                              Want to fight? First offense - 5 game suspension. Second offense - season-long suspension.

                              Checking from behind or intent to injure? First offense - 5 game suspension or twice as long as the injured player is unable to play, whichever is longer. Second offense - season-long suspension.

                              Start penalizing the tom-foolery that happens after nearly every whistle when the goaltender freezes the puck.

                              As a Sioux fan, it is inexcusable what happened to Bina a few years ago, to LaPoint after that and now Genoway. And that is just my team.
                              A little further down campus, there's this summer sport played in winter with an orange round thing if you don't like this sport.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Clean Up College Hockey!

                                Originally posted by siouxinminny View Post
                                Want to fight? First offense - 5 game suspension. Second offense - season-long suspension.

                                Checking from behind or intent to injure? First offense - 5 game suspension or twice as long as the injured player is unable to play, whichever is longer. Second offense - season-long suspension.

                                Start penalizing the tom-foolery that happens after nearly every whistle when the goaltender freezes the puck.
                                I think the NCAA should put some new rules in place, this has gotten out of hand. Here are my suggestions:

                                1.) During the introductions, the home team must bow when each of the visiting players name is read.

                                2.) Home team players will host visiting team by sharing living quarters, girlfriends, and pajamas with them

                                3.) During the new time-outs the league (WCHA) has at 15, 10 and 5 minutes, tea and crumpets will be served by tuxedo-wearing staff at the benches

                                4.) When your opponent scores, your team will gently place their sticks on the ice and join in the applause with the crowd. On-ice players will also be required to personally congratulate the scoring player and the assisting player(s with a big sincere hug.

                                5.) The handshake line will be changed to a group-hug at center ice.

                                6.) Winning teams will be required to send cards to their opponent first thing Monday morning apologizing for beating them.

                                7.) All teams on the ice will be required to give stick salutes to the 'fine' staff of refs after each game, commending them for another awesome performance.

                                8.) All coaches will be limited in their responses to the press. Allowed response will read: "We are pleased with the outcome, the refs, and the league. We couldnt be happier."

                                9.) All players accepting positions on a NCAA hockey team will have a small rubber band applied to their scrotum prior to their first practice. The rubber band will remove the testicles of the players, thus removing the testosterone and aggression shown in years past.

                                ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? YES, THE INTENTIONAL BONE-HEAD PLAYS NEED TO BE PENALIZED, BUT THE REFORMS YOU ARE PROPOSING WILL KILL HOCKEY. TOUGHEN UP BUTTERCUP!!! HIKE UP YOUR SKIRT AND GET BACK IN THE GAME!!!

                                STEV

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