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Sloe Gin's 10,000th post...epic proportions
well, I did it. Made it to 10,000 posts. Apparently this is some sort of accomplishment that all you weenies recognize, so I am supposed to do it.
I technically should be at over 16,000 posts with my old name, but whatever. Board is stupid.
Anyway, USCHO has introduced me to some great people, and some people that I really don't ever want to see again. You probably know where you are on both sides of the plate. If there's any confusion, let me know.
I am dating Quiz. Some of you homos said I outkicked my coverage. Some said it in jest, others were dead serious. To those of you who are dead serious, *king get over yourselves.
She's a *king regular girl and not some sort of goddess. The reason I landed her and none of you *kers did is because I didn't treat her as such. I treated her like she's a person. That's how you land females. Not holding them in some ridiculous capacity.
Also, to you DU homos that say I am getting DU sloppy seconds, I got news for you. I don't care. For more opinions on the subject, talk to Quiz.
To Patman, DL, MNS, and any other loser on this board that can't get laid, I have a message for you. Stop *king stressing over it. That won't help. And stop not caring. That doesn't help either. Get out there, take a few swings and misses, and you'll succeed. It really isn't that hard.
Wisconsin sucks. Everyone from Wisconsin or who likes Wisconsin or who currently lives in Wisconsin or who supports any part of that economy sucks.
Brent is seriously one of the coolest guys I have ever met in my life. If you can't get along with him, you might want to throw yourself in front of a cement truck. A fast moving cement truck.
Dirty is awesome. Don't take him seriously. Unless he's being serious. Which is never.
GLM is the boss pimp of the board. Don't forget this.
Date ctf at your own risk.
BU has the best student section in college hockey. No questions asked.
The UP sucks. Everything about it sucks. Except Bingo.
Frank Serratore is a BAMF.
Finally, if any of you actually have a problem with me, you are likely to see me at some hockey event during the year. You know who I am. Tell it to my face. Don't assume that you can talk about me behind my back.
I will be taking a leave of absence for a bit. Call it the Brett Favre/Mario Lemieux/Michael Jordan retirement.
Peace out.
I technically should be at over 16,000 posts with my old name, but whatever. Board is stupid.
Anyway, USCHO has introduced me to some great people, and some people that I really don't ever want to see again. You probably know where you are on both sides of the plate. If there's any confusion, let me know.
I am dating Quiz. Some of you homos said I outkicked my coverage. Some said it in jest, others were dead serious. To those of you who are dead serious, *king get over yourselves.
She's a *king regular girl and not some sort of goddess. The reason I landed her and none of you *kers did is because I didn't treat her as such. I treated her like she's a person. That's how you land females. Not holding them in some ridiculous capacity.Also, to you DU homos that say I am getting DU sloppy seconds, I got news for you. I don't care. For more opinions on the subject, talk to Quiz.
To Patman, DL, MNS, and any other loser on this board that can't get laid, I have a message for you. Stop *king stressing over it. That won't help. And stop not caring. That doesn't help either. Get out there, take a few swings and misses, and you'll succeed. It really isn't that hard.
Wisconsin sucks. Everyone from Wisconsin or who likes Wisconsin or who currently lives in Wisconsin or who supports any part of that economy sucks.
Brent is seriously one of the coolest guys I have ever met in my life. If you can't get along with him, you might want to throw yourself in front of a cement truck. A fast moving cement truck.
Dirty is awesome. Don't take him seriously. Unless he's being serious. Which is never.
GLM is the boss pimp of the board. Don't forget this.
Date ctf at your own risk.
BU has the best student section in college hockey. No questions asked.
The UP sucks. Everything about it sucks. Except Bingo.
Frank Serratore is a BAMF.
Finally, if any of you actually have a problem with me, you are likely to see me at some hockey event during the year. You know who I am. Tell it to my face. Don't assume that you can talk about me behind my back.
I will be taking a leave of absence for a bit. Call it the Brett Favre/Mario Lemieux/Michael Jordan retirement.
Peace out.
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