In twenty fourteen we took a little trip
Along with David Hakstol cross the mighty Mississip.
We left behind the women but we took our Badger hate
Cause this was one more battle in the war for number 8.
We scored two goals and the Badger fans kept cheering,
But they wasn't half as cocky as they was a while ago.
We scored three more and the heap began to runnin
Giving up on Badger hockey for their cheese curds and their blow.
Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.
The game was such a biotch-slap that the boys were losing interest,
The Badgers were so beaten that it wasn't even fun.
So they let one in while they stood aside and watched it
So Badger fans could have their cheer and Phil could have his number one.
Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.
When the slaughter was all over we just loaded up the wagons
Cause we'd come to play some hockey but it turned into a farce.
But we wasn't quite finished as we headed out of Madtown,
There was still a chance along the way we could kick some gopher arse.
Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.
Hut-two-three-four
Sound off, three four
Along with David Hakstol cross the mighty Mississip.
We left behind the women but we took our Badger hate
Cause this was one more battle in the war for number 8.
We scored two goals and the Badger fans kept cheering,
But they wasn't half as cocky as they was a while ago.
We scored three more and the heap began to runnin
Giving up on Badger hockey for their cheese curds and their blow.
Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.
The game was such a biotch-slap that the boys were losing interest,
The Badgers were so beaten that it wasn't even fun.
So they let one in while they stood aside and watched it
So Badger fans could have their cheer and Phil could have his number one.
Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.
When the slaughter was all over we just loaded up the wagons
Cause we'd come to play some hockey but it turned into a farce.
But we wasn't quite finished as we headed out of Madtown,
There was still a chance along the way we could kick some gopher arse.
Yeah, they ran to the bars and they ran to their mommies
And they ran down in their tunnels where a gopher couldn't go.
They ran so fast Uncle Barry couldn't stop them
From his condo in Los Cabos on the coast of Mexico.
Hut-two-three-four
Sound off, three four
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