Re: 2014 Bottom-Feeders Bracket, Futile Four BRACKETOLOGY
PENN STATE ENJOYS FAILURE AS INITIAL BIG-10 BFB PARTICIPANT
Louisville KY. The field is now set for the BFB East Regional finals, presented by Uncle Mo's Self-Serve Orthodontic and Dentistry Emporium. The Golden Griffins of Canisius put up a valiant effort, yet couldn't manage to cough up a three goal lead, defeating the Penn State Nittany Lions 5-4.
The contest was marred by the ugly spectacle of an unusually large BFB crowd of 37. Their raucous and rowdy behavior brought an energy rarely seen or appreciated at BFB events. It was later discovered that the majority of the crowd was a bachelor party who's limos had accidentally dropped them at Iceland Sports Complex instead of a nearby strip club known as "Rosie's Ta-Ta Tavern".
It was a sloppy game right from the opening face-off, as the expected ineptitude of both teams was compounded by ice conditions that were poor, even by BFB's dismal standards. The rink's Zamboni was ineffective in clearing a multitude of partially frozen vomit pools, left behind from the day's first contest.
Canisius took a 5-2 lead into the second intermission, and this reporter could sense the panic on their bench as the clock worked against them. Head Coach Dave Smith called his time-out just three minutes into the third period, and boldly pulled the goal-tender in favor of an extra water bottle. Some experts had questioned if any B1G team could prove themselves worthy of the BFB, but Penn State put those doubts to rest as they managed to score just twice with seventeen minutes of empty net.
Canisius shuffles back to Buffalo, their season ended at 18-21-3, while Penn State (8-27-2) will face Massachusetts Saturday night at 10:45 for the right to advance to the Futile4.
PENN STATE ENJOYS FAILURE AS INITIAL BIG-10 BFB PARTICIPANT
Louisville KY. The field is now set for the BFB East Regional finals, presented by Uncle Mo's Self-Serve Orthodontic and Dentistry Emporium. The Golden Griffins of Canisius put up a valiant effort, yet couldn't manage to cough up a three goal lead, defeating the Penn State Nittany Lions 5-4.
The contest was marred by the ugly spectacle of an unusually large BFB crowd of 37. Their raucous and rowdy behavior brought an energy rarely seen or appreciated at BFB events. It was later discovered that the majority of the crowd was a bachelor party who's limos had accidentally dropped them at Iceland Sports Complex instead of a nearby strip club known as "Rosie's Ta-Ta Tavern".
It was a sloppy game right from the opening face-off, as the expected ineptitude of both teams was compounded by ice conditions that were poor, even by BFB's dismal standards. The rink's Zamboni was ineffective in clearing a multitude of partially frozen vomit pools, left behind from the day's first contest.
Canisius took a 5-2 lead into the second intermission, and this reporter could sense the panic on their bench as the clock worked against them. Head Coach Dave Smith called his time-out just three minutes into the third period, and boldly pulled the goal-tender in favor of an extra water bottle. Some experts had questioned if any B1G team could prove themselves worthy of the BFB, but Penn State put those doubts to rest as they managed to score just twice with seventeen minutes of empty net.
Canisius shuffles back to Buffalo, their season ended at 18-21-3, while Penn State (8-27-2) will face Massachusetts Saturday night at 10:45 for the right to advance to the Futile4.
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