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Stauber1
08-25-2012, 02:05 AM
I preferred it when Dubbs hung out in the Badger thread

bigblue_dl
08-25-2012, 09:02 AM
Honestly, I think I like them both equally.

edit: butts I prefer to admire, but boobs are fun to play with

icehawk
08-25-2012, 09:40 AM
Honestly, I think I like them both equally.

edit: butts I prefer to admire, but boobs are fun to play withNo doubt.

cross cheque
08-25-2012, 11:16 AM
Yes, because the Nazi's were such wonderful people. We should all celebrate their values :rolleyes:

And John Mariucci should be celebrated for more than what he did for the Gophers. He's in the US Hockey HOF and Hockey HOF for MUCH more than that.

I'm a vet, stop by sometime and lick my balls. Don't think of it as a Minnesota v North Dakota thing think of it as supporting the troops.

JDUBBS1280
08-25-2012, 12:51 PM
I'm a vet, stop by sometime and lick my balls. Don't think of it as a Minnesota v North Dakota thing think of it as supporting the troops.

And I never called you a Nazi, said you associate with Nazis, or slighted you or your service in an attempt to defend a Nazi :)

Thank you for your service.

SanTropez
08-25-2012, 01:08 PM
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBktYJsJq-E

For our #1 fan... Dubbers.

cross cheque
08-25-2012, 05:35 PM
John Mariucci arrested:

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/John_Mariucci_3088713/

JDUBBS1280
08-25-2012, 08:31 PM
John Mariucci arrested:

http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/John_Mariucci_3088713/

Wrong guy. Classy of you though.

Slap Shot
08-25-2012, 09:04 PM
Mariucci sucked. He couldn't even win SBs with all that talent in SF and DET.

cross cheque
08-25-2012, 09:31 PM
Wrong guy. Classy of you though.

Obviously it was a joke but i don't expect a guy like you who uses words like "awesome" or "amazing" when describing a burger to get the humor.

Handyman
08-26-2012, 11:43 AM
For the love of Parise would someone explain to jdubbs what sarcasm is? He seriously doesnt get it. I know he will pretend he does and probably post how he does, but if he did the last 7 pages of this thread would not exist.

Let me help jdubbs, think of me as Dan Barriero and you are...well you in this little scenario. No one, not one person disparaged John Mariucci or his contribution in this thread until you started whacking off about it. Putting him in a sentence with Ralph /= comparing the two or disparaging one. Unless you are Mariucci's grandkid your level of anger over this issue is so pathetic I wonder if we should be worried about the post office in Eden Praririe :eek:

Now run along son the adults want to have a talk. Oh and before you say it, you are not a better Gopher fan than me and you do not understand the contributions that Mariucci made to hockey more than me. Also, I dont care if Whioux fans like me or not, in fact I hope they dont because it would be weird. But my hatred of the Whioux doesnt mean that I have to jump at the mere mention of anything Gopher related and defend it to its dying breathe. I have more respect for Gopher sports than you can ever know, but it is not above reproach and it is not perfect. To say so doesnt make me a bad fan and to say otherwise doesnt make you a good one. it makes you an idiot, which backs up everything everyone already knows about you anyways.

Now go back to fixing your match.com profile, your John Mariucci is out there waiting for you!

HoosierBBall_GopherHockey
08-26-2012, 11:52 AM
For the love of Parise would someone explain to jdubbs what sarcasm is? He seriously doesnt get it. I know he will pretend he does and probably post how he does, but if he did the last 7 pages of this thread would not exist.

Let me help jdubbs, think of me as Dan Barriero and you are...well you in this little scenario. No one, not one person disparaged John Mariucci or his contribution in this thread until you started whacking off about it. Putting him in a sentence with Ralph /= comparing the two or disparaging one. Unless you are Mariucci's grandkid your level of anger over this issue is so pathetic I wonder if we should be worried about the post office in Eden Praririe :eek:

Now run along son the adults want to have a talk. Oh and before you say it, you are not a better Gopher fan than me and you do not understand the contributions that Mariucci made to hockey more than me. Also, I dont care if Whioux fans like me or not, in fact I hope they dont because it would be weird. But my hatred of the Whioux doesnt mean that I have to jump at the mere mention of anything Gopher related and defend it to its dying breathe. I have more respect for Gopher sports than you can ever know, but it is not above reproach and it is not perfect. To say so doesnt make me a bad fan and to say otherwise doesnt make you a good one. it makes you an idiot, which backs up everything everyone already knows about you anyways.

Now go back to fixing your match.com profile, your John Mariucci is out there waiting for you!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhnXWJmKbU4

Happy
08-26-2012, 01:14 PM
For the love of Parise would someone explain to jdubbs what sarcasm is? He seriously doesnt get it. I know he will pretend he does and probably post how he does, but if he did the last 7 pages of this thread would not exist.

Let me help jdubbs, think of me as Dan Barriero and you are...well you in this little scenario. No one, not one person disparaged John Mariucci or his contribution in this thread until you started whacking off about it. Putting him in a sentence with Ralph /= comparing the two or disparaging one. Unless you are Mariucci's grandkid your level of anger over this issue is so pathetic I wonder if we should be worried about the post office in Eden Praririe :eek:

Now run along son the adults want to have a talk. Oh and before you say it, you are not a better Gopher fan than me and you do not understand the contributions that Mariucci made to hockey more than me. Also, I dont care if Whioux fans like me or not, in fact I hope they dont because it would be weird. But my hatred of the Whioux doesnt mean that I have to jump at the mere mention of anything Gopher related and defend it to its dying breathe. I have more respect for Gopher sports than you can ever know, but it is not above reproach and it is not perfect. To say so doesnt make me a bad fan and to say otherwise doesnt make you a good one. it makes you an idiot, which backs up everything everyone already knows about you anyways.

Now go back to fixing your match.com profile, your John Mariucci is out there waiting for you!


I almost wish I was a soiuxy fan so I could troll jdubbs, But, since I don't troll my fellow gopher fans, I leave him alone. Take the hint, jdubbs, and run with it.

cross cheque
08-26-2012, 01:31 PM
Also, I dont care if Whioux fans like me or not, in fact I hope they dont because it would be weird.

I think you're Mc-dreamy.;)

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/01/patrick_dempsey04.jpg

Dirty
08-26-2012, 01:48 PM
What are you talking about? No one trolls JDubbs. His love and respect for John/Juan Marriucci precludes anyone from doing such a thing.

Slap Shot
08-26-2012, 01:51 PM
for the love of parise would someone explain to jdubbs what sarcasm is? He seriously doesnt get it. I know he will pretend he does and probably post how he does, but if he did the last 7 pages of this thread would not exist.

Let me help jdubbs, think of me as dan barriero and you are...well you in this little scenario. No one, not one person disparaged john mariucci or his contribution in this thread until you started whacking off about it. Putting him in a sentence with ralph /= comparing the two or disparaging one. Unless you are mariucci's grandkid your level of anger over this issue is so pathetic i wonder if we should be worried about the post office in eden praririe :eek:

Now run along son the adults want to have a talk. Oh and before you say it, you are not a better gopher fan than me and you do not understand the contributions that mariucci made to hockey more than me. Also, i dont care if whioux fans like me or not, in fact i hope they dont because it would be weird. But my hatred of the whioux doesnt mean that i have to jump at the mere mention of anything gopher related and defend it to its dying breathe. I have more respect for gopher sports than you can ever know, but it is not above reproach and it is not perfect. To say so doesnt make me a bad fan and to say otherwise doesnt make you a good one. It makes you an idiot, which backs up everything everyone already knows about you anyways.

Now go back to fixing your match.com profile, your john mariucci is out there waiting for you!

oh no you d'int!!

icehawk
08-26-2012, 02:23 PM
For the love of Parise would someone explain to jdubbs what sarcasm is? He seriously doesnt get it. I know he will pretend he does and probably post how he does, but if he did the last 7 pages of this thread would not exist.

Let me help jdubbs, think of me as Dan Barriero and you are...well you in this little scenario. No one, not one person disparaged John Mariucci or his contribution in this thread until you started whacking off about it. Putting him in a sentence with Ralph /= comparing the two or disparaging one. Unless you are Mariucci's grandkid your level of anger over this issue is so pathetic I wonder if we should be worried about the post office in Eden Praririe :eek:

Now run along son the adults want to have a talk. Oh and before you say it, you are not a better Gopher fan than me and you do not understand the contributions that Mariucci made to hockey more than me. Also, I dont care if Whioux fans like me or not, in fact I hope they dont because it would be weird. But my hatred of the Whioux doesnt mean that I have to jump at the mere mention of anything Gopher related and defend it to its dying breathe. I have more respect for Gopher sports than you can ever know, but it is not above reproach and it is not perfect. To say so doesnt make me a bad fan and to say otherwise doesnt make you a good one. it makes you an idiot, which backs up everything everyone already knows about you anyways.

Now go back to fixing your match.com profile, your John Mariucci is out there waiting for you!The best post I have read in a long long time but little ol' dubbys will not take it to heart. Guarantee it.

burd
08-26-2012, 03:36 PM
Dubber just wants to be loved. Is that so wrong?

JDUBBS1280
08-26-2012, 04:46 PM
Mariucci sucked. He couldn't even win SBs with all that talent in SF and DET.

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JDUBBS1280
08-26-2012, 04:47 PM
For the love of Parise would someone explain to jdubbs what sarcasm is? He seriously doesnt get it. I know he will pretend he does and probably post how he does, but if he did the last 7 pages of this thread would not exist.

Let me help jdubbs, think of me as Dan Barriero and you are...well you in this little scenario. No one, not one person disparaged John Mariucci or his contribution in this thread until you started whacking off about it. Putting him in a sentence with Ralph /= comparing the two or disparaging one. Unless you are Mariucci's grandkid your level of anger over this issue is so pathetic I wonder if we should be worried about the post office in Eden Praririe :eek:

Now run along son the adults want to have a talk. Oh and before you say it, you are not a better Gopher fan than me and you do not understand the contributions that Mariucci made to hockey more than me. Also, I dont care if Whioux fans like me or not, in fact I hope they dont because it would be weird. But my hatred of the Whioux doesnt mean that I have to jump at the mere mention of anything Gopher related and defend it to its dying breathe. I have more respect for Gopher sports than you can ever know, but it is not above reproach and it is not perfect. To say so doesnt make me a bad fan and to say otherwise doesnt make you a good one. it makes you an idiot, which backs up everything everyone already knows about you anyways.

Now go back to fixing your match.com profile, your John Mariucci is out there waiting for you!

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